Some humour from the world of martial arts

Even Animals enjoy Karate too ....

Ha, I have him on his cold side. Now I just need to execute a finishing move .......

"Karate is not merely practiced for your own benefit; it can be used to protect one's family or master. It is not intended to be used against a single assailant but instead as a way of avoiding injury by using the hands and feet should one by any chance be confronted by a villain or ruffian"

KIAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (presumably in a Short Cat Stance ......)

Mothers!